Monday, 29 March 2010
FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD TOY
Sunday, 28 March 2010
RE: FANTASY

I'm in Tokyo right now. Never have I visited a country with such extremes of culture... it's totally nuts in the most brilliant of ways. It's also sakura / cherry blossom season, which turns great swathes of the city pastel pink. One of my favourite places so far has been Don Quixote, a department store of sorts in Shibuya, which has absolutely no order to it. The porn can be found next to the pet food, the sex toys with the kitchen utensils, and the crisps amongst the fancy dress. You can pick up a last-minute, impulse-buy pocket vibrator at the till, next to the chewing gum and the slippers.
Friday, 26 March 2010
RE: FANTASY
Thursday, 25 March 2010
Monday, 22 March 2010
RE: FANTASY

keyring, 12cm, 2008

25cm, with hidden pocket, 2007

keyring, 12cm, 2009
Sunday, 21 March 2010
RE: ABANDONED
We spent days running the beach, poking about rock-pools and smashing limpets off the salt bleached rocks. But the greatest thing about that pebbly strand was the tall mudstone cliff that rose up at its rear. Looming slabs of sedimentary stone that hid the most fascinating treasures; millennia old delights waiting for an intrepid and mac-wrapped young explorer to uncover them between the stratums of a turf-fringed rock.
My sister and I, who at the time was a wobbling and brightly coloured toddler, would hunt for hours with intense concentration for the extinct snails or bullet-shaped and petrified nibs of long dead squid amid the muddy rocks. Keeping our distance from the foot of the beach and the torrid rush of mucky water that would have piped us full of pneumonia and clogged our noses shut for the rest of the holiday if we had dared to take the plunge.
My only staying disappointment from those family vacations was my Mum’s repeated refusal to buy me the stainless steel fossil-hammer displayed in the shed-come-gift shop at the beginning of the beach. A delicate instrument that would have added some needed subtlety to my archaeological technique, which, up until then, had consisted of prising open the layers of mudstone by smashing them with a well aimed crack from a harder and more jagged rock. In the shed the yearned-for hammer gleamed dully between sparkling souvenirs. Jewel encrusted ammonites, compositions of crystals and green veined minerals that I assumed were imported from elsewhere as I found it hard to imagine
I sullenly dealt with my lack of proper equipment and carried on thumping rocks together, dealing with the broken fingernails and coarse and salty palms with a decided surliness towards my oppressoress. She failed to notice and my attitude was quickly drained by aching muscles and the drowsy headiness caused by the gushing gulps of sea air.
RE: ABANDONED
So September 2008 I moved to London, my parents dropped me off and then left me at my halls. After about a day I realised I had nothing in common with pretty much everyone around me, I think that's the only time I've ever felt abandoned. I took this photo inbetween watching hours of documentaries filling the time before I finally got to move out of that hole.
Saturday, 20 March 2010
RE: ABANDONED
I'm an only child. When I wasn't busy playing Swingball on my own, a lot of my childhood holidays looked like this.
RE: ABANDONED
http://www.viceland.com/wp/2009/04/battleship-island-japans-rotting-metropolis/
Friday, 19 March 2010
Thursday, 18 March 2010
Tuesday, 16 March 2010
RE: ABANDONED
To be abandoned is to be free, liberated from all expectation.
Dive deep into the dark memories of separation.
Hold on to the present, let go of all that passes.
Tread delicately on the whispered breeze the hugs and holds, ride it towards a better view, looking out
on a world that’s too close.
To be abandoned is an illusion, to be alone it to be free.
By: Aralid Roti
Monday, 15 March 2010
RE: ABANDONED
ABANDONED YOUTH, this is truly a nice slice of a good cross section of America's Youth.
I would be interested in people voting for their favorite sluttiest girls. i am a bit torn myself. i think i like the one in glasses because i know she is a liar. But the bigger girl who talks about being "gang related" and stabbing some girl with a screwdriver is pretty solid too, also she has a striking similarity to humpty dumpty.
Sunday, 14 March 2010
ABANDONED
RE: THE ORIENT
At the train station I was guided along the orient express’ bustling corridors and to my compartment by a sickeningly unattainable French stewardess, I became so preoccupied with the rhythmic bobbling of her tight derrière and fragranced slipstream that I at first didn’t notice the leper sat in the corner of my carriage. When I did notice him I thought he was an hallucination. A consequence of too much absinthe, or cheese, or some reaction inspired by the ingestion of the two.
It will take all your imagination to conjure up the image of this leprous Monsieur as he sat before me. His face, which protruded from the collar of a heavy black mac, was a confusion of pocks and scars. They scraped across its granite surface like veins of quartz or other igneous intrusions and his nose had rotted away leaving only two skeletal holes, entrances to the shadowy bronchial tunnels. The guttering light from energy saving bulbs that flickered as we clanked out of Gard du Nord did nothing for his complexion, turning it the same colour as old and dirt-stained bone.
His name, publicised by the tag of his suitcase, was M. J. Delape.
I stared away from this victim of that biblical bug and at the window rather than through it. At the smudges of grease made by the fingers and the sweaty heads of travellers that had sleepily lolled into it. Behind the countryside was transformed into blurs or browns and yellows, clouded by the streaks and smears of excreted human oils.
I thought for the first time how important skin is at keeping your insides in and away from the sickened stares of strangers on public transport.
Saturday, 13 March 2010
Friday, 12 March 2010
RE: THE ORIENT
Thai curry paste
coconut milk
chicken
pepper
red onion
then a mixture of any veg you fancy
eg carrots
sugarsnap peas
mushrooms
for spice add chillies/jalapenos
soy sauce
nam pla sauce
optional extras at the bottom
also some soy and nam pla sauce to add to the mix once milk is simmering
take the wok and add oil until warm, then add 2 tablespoons of thai curry paste
add the chicken to the wok, almost marinading it. Once chicken is coated add the onions and peppers and stir for a minute
Then add mushrooms and rest of the veg of your choice and add the can of coconut milk. give it a good stir.
leave for 10 15 minutes to simmer, 5 minutes before the end add the chillies and the spring onions into the mix also drop in some nam pla sauce and about a tablespoon of soy! lovely
Served over noodles. Or if you want boil noodles then cool down with cold water then add to the wok and stir them in. reason you cool the noodles is to stop them cooking when you add back to the wok
you can serve with naan or pitta. i like toasted naan with mango chutney dip. some sides of pakora or bhajis.
enjoy
Thursday, 11 March 2010
Monday, 8 March 2010
Sunday, 7 March 2010
RE: TERMINATION

“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” Charles Schulz
Friday, 5 March 2010
Thursday, 4 March 2010
RE: TERMINATION
RE: TERMINATION
Wednesday, 3 March 2010
RE: TERMINATION
2009
Chainsaw, time, wooden block and cable ties
92 x 74 x 33 cm
Chainsaw set to imminently sever its own power cable.













